Sea Farm Grow Orb – Co-op Vs. Turbine

JOIN THE SEA FARM GROW ORB COOP

Personal ownership is easy with the co-op! Your Orb is brought directly to your home, condo, or apartment, then picked up after you have harvested, planted, or just pruned. The Orbs are then delivered to our company owned docks and taken to sea by professional and dedicated boatmen. These boatmen are skillfully trained crabbers, who, because of the dwindling catch of crab these days, have found alternate work within our industry.

An industry, whose people demand that we not only… but grow.

But wait, there is more….

LATEST IMPROVED SEA FARM GROW ORB UPGRADE

With latest improvements, the Sea Farm Grow Orb, is considered by fruit growers and gardeners, the best on the market. Although the Sunshine Special Turbine feature adds additional weight and takes up the majority of upgrade space, it is supported by all models of Gro Orb. This sucker will brave the heftiest of storms and clip through the churning seas. As with all Gro Orbs, pruning can be done in dock, or in the privacy of your own facility. The dome is made with the best cold-fused crystallin-poly-alloy, warranted against defects and flaws. This is a first class upgrade and will give satisfaction.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE J. HALEY ARTS INSTITUTE IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL APPLICABLE LAWS AND LISENCES.

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